Sex & Love Quotes -
"Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, you probably won't either. "
-Unknown
"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax."
-Scott Roeben
"It still strikes me as strange that anyone can have any moral objection to someone else's sexuality. It's like telling someone else how to clean their house."
-River Phoenix
"In the nineteenth century masturbation was a disease; in the twentieth, it is a cure."
-Unknown
"During sex I fantasize that I'm someone else."
-Richard Lewis
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
-Woody Allen
"Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing."
-Phyllis Diller
"Anyone who says that gratuitous sex is no substitute for gratuitous violence obviously hasn't had enough gratuitous sex."
-Geoff Spear
"The quality of love and the duration of a relationship are in direct proportion to the depth of the commitment by both people to making the relationship successful. Commit yourself wholeheartedly and unconditionally to the most important people in your life."
-Brian Tracy
"Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help. "
- Jay Leno
"Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus."
-Bob Rubin
"Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love."
-Woody Allen
"Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you're going to burn in hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love."
-Butch Hancock
"Today's sexual culture is like showing one commercial after another of hot cars and never teaching anyone how to drive!"
- Lisa S. Lawless, Founder Of HolisticWisdom.com
"Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill. "
- Henry Louis Mencken
"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection."
-Author Unknown
"How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches."
- Flash Rosenberg
"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
- Matt Groening
"When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psychotic. "
- Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex In The City
"I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex."
-Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts: Saturday Night Live - NBC
"Sex is emotion in motion."
-Mae West
"I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie."
-Sting
"You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back."
-Barbara DeAngelis
"Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-Mozart
"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
-Mother Teresa
"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it."
-Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. "
-Drew Carey
"Just saying 'no' prevents teenage pregnancy the way 'Have a nice day' cures chronic depression."
-Faye Wattleton
"My brain is my second favorite organ."
-Woody Allen
No one has ever died from an overdose of pornography.
-J. Money and P. Tucker
The web is a dominatrix. Every where I turn, I see little buttons ordering me to Submit."
- Nytwind
Sex is dirty only if it's done right.
- Woody Allen
Love knows not it's own depth until the moment of separation.
-Unknown
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
-Elizabeth Taylor
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
-Woody Allen
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
-Robert De Niro
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
-Steve Martin
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LA
Ann Landers said that you are addicted to sex if you have sex more than 3 times a day, and that you should seek professional help. I have news for Ann Landers: The only way I am going to get sex 3 times a day is if I seek professional help.
-Jay Leno
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? -Dustin Hoffman
The highest political buzz word is not liberty, equality, fraternity or solidarity; it is service.
-Arthur Hugh Clough 1819-1861, British Poet
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-Mother Teresa
We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the first law of nature.
-Voltaire 1694-1778, French Historian, Writer
Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
-Franklin P. Jones
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-Dr. Karl Menninger
Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.
- Paul Tournier
